There is nothing healthier than a light hearted giggle at ourselves over our impulses, vulnerabilities and weaknesses when it comes to sex. It is important to pause and appreciate how these can portray profound truths about ourselves that we would not otherwise know without them being said to us wittily.

This is why witty sex quotes, especially those that entice us into laughing at ourselves, will help us recognize and maybe accept or preempt better judgment over how we speak, think and react concerning sex.

If anything, these quotes should surely tickle your fancy:

  1. “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” ~ Itsby Stevintary
  2. “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time”. ~ Anon
  3. “There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex–they should draw the line at goats.” ~ Elton John
  4. “Sex on television can’t hurt you, unless you fall off.” ~ Anon
  5. “I once knew a woman who offered her honor. So I honored her offer. And all night long I was on her and off her.” ~ Anon
  6. “When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.” ~ Anon
  7.  “Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.” ~ Lord Chesterfield
  8.  “Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
  9. “My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.” ~Erica Jong
  10. “You know that look women get when they want sex? . . . Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin
  11.  “Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin

If anything, these quotes should get the better of your inhibitions and loosen you up while at the same time getting you in the mood. If that’s the case, don’t forget to keep it wrapped up. this post was sponsored by Durex, find helpful romance and sex tips on their website.

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